Happy New Year!
I’m slowly overcoming the Holiday inertia and a new real blog post will be up real soon (scouts honor). While I work on my next post, here are some more fun Murder Tweets I’ve written since Thanksgiving:
Topic: Cats – Once sacred gifts to the great feline deity, the bones of the mummified kittens were sold as cheap souvenirs to tourists.
Topic: Sleeping & Holidays – The sugarplum fairies were nestled safe in their beds, visions of eating kids from the naughty list danced in their heads.
Topic: Werewolves – He knew he needed a Lycan support group when he woke up naked on the neighbors’ lawn with their cat’s head in his mouth.
Topic: Robot – When the Robot glitched, one could see for a moment the face of the girl trapped inside pleading for forgiveness & release
Topic: Zombies – The zombie turkey filled with stuffing & hate, carved the Jones for thanksgiving & served their brains on mom’s nice plates